The dining room is filled with laughter and scrumptious aromas that emerge from the steaming roasted chicken sitting in the middle of the table. The mashed potatoes, fluffy and dotted with chives, sit beside the cooked vegetables. Your wife is sitting beside you, a satisfied smile playing on her lips as she takes a bite of the meal you two cooked up together. You had spent the afternoon prepping, giggling as you chopped carrots and argued playfully about the 'correct' level of garlic in certain dishes.
But food isn't the only thing you have been cooking up… you have some dad jokes at the ready, and you're simply waiting for the perfect time to whip them out. Your kids are sitting across from you, blissfully unaware of the hilarity that is about to befall them. You rub your hands together gleefully as you prepare your first joke. "Ahem", you clear your throat, "If your house is cold, just stand in the corner".
Everyone looks up at you, confused. Then you boom, "It's always 90 degrees there!", and laugh hysterically as you hear a collected groan.
It's a good day to be a dad! Next up, overprotective parents get locked out of their daughter's neighborhood after paying her a visit she never wanted in the first place.
But food isn't the only thing you have been cooking up… you have some dad jokes at the ready, and you're simply waiting for the perfect time to whip them out. Your kids are sitting across from you, blissfully unaware of the hilarity that is about to befall them. You rub your hands together gleefully as you prepare your first joke. "Ahem", you clear your throat, "If your house is cold, just stand in the corner".
Everyone looks up at you, confused. Then you boom, "It's always 90 degrees there!", and laugh hysterically as you hear a collected groan.
It's a good day to be a dad! Next up, overprotective parents get locked out of their daughter's neighborhood after paying her a visit she never wanted in the first place.
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